Early morning rituals to make your morning unhappy

How to make your morning unhappy ; well there are a few good pointers;

Morning exercise is a sin.

Start your morning late , even if you are awake , try to snooze away to the time , you have to rush things.

Breakfast should be as minimal as possible.

Maximum time should be spent in the bathroom as possible.

Take a bath , do not shave , do not clean your shoes , do not brush if you don't want too.

Read as less as  possible

Procrastinate

Sleep if possible and wait for the lunch break

Engage in stupid conversations

Remember to make sure your whole day is unhappy , the morning part plays key and essential role in achieving this goal.